Tuesday, May 19, 2009

2,110 word post

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Grasshopper on the prowl. He's got neat eyes.

Timed right, a picture of Maggie in motion makes her look like she has teddy bear ears. It also shows a little pink tongue sticking out.
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There are bad things afoot in the fields and I don't think the ants are to blame. Questionable soil porosity and fertility are the main suspects - conventional wisdom supports this explanation. However, an autopsy of a deceased cucumber plant suggests a strange cause of death worthy of an X-Files episode. No, an X-Files movie. No, an X-Files post in the next day or two. Remain on the edge of your seat.

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