Headlines from Reputable News Outlets

At the risk of going Jay Leno on you, these are for your review:

Will Jackson’s Legacy be exploited?
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Michael Jackson's... exploited...ummmm.... yes.

It's OK for new surgeon general to be fat
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Yes, yes, but is it ok for ME to be fat?

Puppy love blooms on dog dating Web sites
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Woof.

Facebook has serious privacy gaps, Canada says
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Canada needs to mind Canada's own business.

Commentary: Gay is not the new black
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I thought blue was the new black. No, plaid. I'm uncomfortable discussing this.

Gay penguins split after 1 goes straight
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That is a relationship killer, penguin or not.

The Seavers: Now and Then
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Enjoy.


10 Years Already Since JFK Jr. Died
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Uhhhh.

Chinese-Born Man Guilty of Economic Spying
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Reminds me of a headline in the Pender Post (local paper), something like "Pregnant Woman Caught Shoplifting."

Wisconsin Court Praises Drunken Concert Goer
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I cheated on this one, it was in the strange story section.

Michelle Obama's Outfits Abroad: Which Did She Wear Best?
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I've studied up on this one and have made my choice. The yellow plaid number from France on that Wednesday, you know, the same day she ate baguettes and fromage under the shadow of Le Tour Eiffel. And all those French people were there too. You know the one.

Getting Into the Top Prisons
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Sound advice for your inner Madoff.